assorted animal quotes

Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself - Josh Billings
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them - Phil Pastoret
Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole - Roger Carras

10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when your not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????