ASHTRAYS: are trays to hold ash, correct? Don't put food, paper, whatever in them. This is in public since you are usually sharing ashtrays. You could take a shit in your ashtray at home for all I care, just don't invite me over.

BRA STRAPS: Don't you look in the mirror before you come out? If you want people to see your bra, don't wear a shirt or wear one with buttons & open a few.
There are tons of bra styles to fit the tons of shirt styles; go shopping.
And match your shit...when I see someone wearing a red shirt with a white bra strap hanging out I just want to go over & snap it.

BUTT CRACK: while I understand working men could give a shit about fashion, I also know butt crack is NOT a fashion statement. I always want to drop something in, or swipe a credit card when I see butt crack.

GUM: I love gum; I chew it all day long. When I dispose of it, I spit it into the garbage (literally, honest) or I put it in some type of paper product. I do not plop it into an ash tray or smoosh it under a seat/table whatever. That is fucking gross.

OCTOBER BASEBALL FANS: you know these people, the ones that bitch all summer about baseball & then in October decide they are the biggest fan.

ONLINE SPELLING: I hate when people write things like 'how R U?' 'N E 1 here?' Really, what the fuck is that???

PANTIES: like bra straps, if there is a chance they could show at least wear nice ones. But really, if you are wearing low rise jeans, don't wear fucking briefs. And buy a mirror!!

PERFUME: If I can smell you across the room you are wearing too much. How can you not realize how much you have on when you are so much closer to yourself?

REPORTERS: as they jam their microphone & camera into your face, "How do you feel about your house burning down, destroying everything you own, and killing everyone inside?" Just once I'd like someone to say "How the fuck would you feel asshole??"

SALES PEOPLE: running up in my face "Hi, may I help you?" Did I ask you for help???
I could never do that job. "Hi, would you like to buy this?" "No" "OK, see ya"

SHOPPING: people who buy tons of shit & just stand there as they are rung up. Then they make it worse by taking forever to write out a check and/or count out their money. ARGG!!! Pack your fucking groceries, you're not doing anything else. And have your money/check 95% ready.
and learn how to use your shopping cart; don't leave it in the middle of the aisle & hog it all up & then get pissed when someone who knows what they are doing (like me) says excuse me or bashes your cart out of the way because they are tired of seeing you in every aisle.

SPONGES: ok, the sponge is in the sink; it is to wash dishes & that's it. It's not to wipe the counter or the table. After you use said sponge to wash the dishes, squeeze it out & place it outside of sink; don't leave it in the sink wet or let it fall into a wet bowl or something.

TELEMARKETERS: like salespeople, only worse because they bother you at home. Did I call you?? No, I did not. If I want to change my long distance or buy your shit I will call you.

WEATHER PEOPLE: "today will be partly cloudy and partly sunny" "if the wind blows west we will have rain, but if it blows south it will snow". The best is when they say 'chance of showers' and it's pouring outside. Hint: forget all that radar crap and just look out the damned window!!